Industrial Disease
Industrial
Disease
Dire Straits
A D
E G D C
Bm A x4
A
Now warning lights are flashing down in quality
control.
Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the
hole.
there's rumours in the loading bay and anger in the
town.
somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down.
D
There's a meeting in the boardroom, they're trying to
trace the smell,
C
Bm A
there's a
leaking in the washroom, there's a sneak in Personnel.
D E D
Somewhere
in a corridor someone was heard to sneeze.
A
Goodness me,
goodness me, Industrial Disease!
The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post,
They're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame
the most.
The watchdog's got rabies, the foreman's got the
fleas,
And everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease.
There's panic on the switchboard, tongues are tied in
knots.
Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots,
Some blame the management some the employees.
And everypone knows it's the industrial disease
The workforce is disgusted, downs tools and walks.
Innoncence is injured; experience just talks.
Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees
That these are "classic symptoms of a monetary
squeeeze".
On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse.
Philosphy is useless, theology is worse,
History boils over, there's an economics freeze;
Sociologists invent words that mean "Industrial
Disease"
Doctor Parkinson declared "I'm not surprised to
see you here.
You've got smoker's cough from smoking, brewer's droop
from drinking beer.
I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis
knees,
but worst of all young man you've got Industrial
Disease"
He wrote me a prescription, he said "You are
depressed,
but I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your
chest.
Come back and see me later -- next patient please!
Send in another victim of Industrial Disease."
I go down to Speaker's Corner. I'm thunderstruck!
They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks.
Two men say they're Jesus -- one of them must be
wrong.
There's a protest singer singing a protest song -- he
says
"They wanna have a war so they can keep us on our
knees.
They wanna have a war so they can keep their
factories.
They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese.
They wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease!
They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and
blind.
They wanna sap your energy, incarcerate your mind.
They give you Rule Britannia, gassy beer, page three,
two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease."
Meanwhile the first Jesus says "I'd cure it soon,
abolish monday mornings and friday afternoons."
The other one's out on hunger strike he's dying by
degrees.
How come Jesus gets Industrial Disease?
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